I fight crimes wearing cardigans
This is so amazing it’s pissing me off
let’s talk about the universe and make out
every girl deserves orgasms and pizza
how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors.
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
Bill Gates jumping over a chair
nice one bill
My man bill